Once upon a time, there were three dinosaurs. Their names were Papa Dino, Mama dino and Baby Dino. One day, at lunch time, their meat was too hot for them to eat and so they decided to go and squash some parts of the jungle, just for the fun of it. Now, it just so happened that a scientist in a lab had mistaken a time machine for a photo-copier (anyone's mistake). She looked around and thought “I should collect some samples.” She looked around and found a cave that happened to be the dinosaur's cave.

She looked up at the giant table and used one of the stone chairs to get onto it. She went to Papa Dino's plate, took a sample and said “this meat is too hot.” She went to Mama Dino's plate and said “This meat is too cold”. She went to Baby Dino's plate and said “this meat is just right”. She went back to the time machine and put in the samples. She explored the next part of the cave and found three stone chairs. She looked at them and said “I never knew that dinosaurs were so clever.” She went to the first chair which was enormous. She sat on it and said “this chair is too big” She went to the second chair which was slightly smaller. It was covered with leaves. She sat down on it and said “this chair is too soft”. She sat down on the last chair and said “this chair is just right”. She pushed it out of the cave and onto the time machine. The scientist then explored the last room. Inside there were three nests. She tried the biggest nest and said “this nest is too bright.” she tried the medium sized nest and said “this nest is too dark”. She tried the last nest and said this nest is just right and time travelling is very tiring.” She fell asleep.

At this point, the dinosaurs came back. When they saw their house wrecked. The went into the first room and Papa Dino said “ROAR, SOMEONE HAS TAKEN A SAMPLE OF MY FOOD”. Mama dino said “Rar, someone has taken a sample of my food.” Baby Dino said “ _{Squeak, someone has taken a sample of my food.} ” They went into the next room and said and Papa Dino said “ROAR, SOMEONE HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY CHAIR”. Mama Dino said “Rar, someone has been sitting in my chair.” Baby Dino said “ _{Squeak, someone has taken my chair away.} ” They went into the last room and Papa Dino said “ROAR, SOMEONE HAS BEEN SLEEPING IN MY NEST.” Mama Dino said “Rar, Someone has been sleeping in my nest.” Baby Dino said “ _{Squeak, somebody is sleeping in my nest.} ” They all looked at the scientist and Papa Dino prodded her “WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IT IS?” he said as quietly as he could. “ I don't know, said Mama Dino, it might be dangerous” “ _{Can we keep it?} ” asked Baby Dino. “I SUPPOSE SO” said Papa Dino. And so the sientist became the Dinosaur's pet (serves her right for stealing a chair) and the Dinos lived happily ever after.

By Tobias (201)

janvier 2013 - parodie de contes